"The newly divorced woman" joke

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the
house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the
proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local
hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world"
there.

Thinking that she might be taken advantage of if she let on that she
was indeed a novice, she made a determined effort to look and sound as
if she knew what she was doing. Completing her first group of
purchases she took them to the clerk at the counter and looking behind
him she discovered she hadn't bought any files. She pointed to one and
said "May I have one of those? "

The clerk, unsure of what she was indicating said, "What... one of
those bastards? "

Without a pause, she said, "Yeah! And ya better give me a few of
those Son-of-a-Bitches next to' em too."