"The only person ever to outsmart Chuck..." joke
The only person ever to outsmart Chuck Norris was Steven Hawkings, and he got what was coming.
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During sex last night, my partner whispered in my ear, "Pretend you're my dad."
I was furious.
"You are one sick-minded girl, what a disgusting thing to ask me."
I stormed out of the bedroom and slammed the door.
I mean, you don't expect shit more...
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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