"The religious horse" joke
One day this guy was driving around when he came to this ranch. There he saw the most beautiful horse. He went up to the ranch owner and said that he would like to buy it. The ranch owner said " OK, but there are a few directions: we are a very religious family, so we trained all the basic commands through religion. To make the horse go, say Thank God, to make him stop say our lord who art in heaven. The guy thought it was very simple, so he bought it. He left his car there and started to ride his horse. He said Thank God and the horse ran. He was having a great time when he came to a cliff. He couldnt remember the thing to make him stop, so he recited every religious term he knew. Finally he said our lord who art in heaven, and the horse stoped about 2 inches from the edge of the cllif. Not thinking, the guy took out his hankerchief and said THANK GOD!!!
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