"The sermon and little old lady" joke
Once there was a church and a fire breathing, Hell and damnation Preacher giving a sermon against all the evils of life. He said: "Down with gambling. Let us all stop gambling."
"AMEN, PREACHER, AMEN!" shouted a little ole lady down on the front row.
The Preacher shouted: "DOWN WITH DRINKING OF ALCOHOL!"
"AMEN, PREACHER, AMEN!" again shouted the little ole lady down in the front row.
In fact, every time the Preacher preached against the evil vices of man, like carousing, staying out late, uncleanliness, or swearing she would shout the same thing or a variation there of.
Now all at once the Preacher raised his voice even higher and shouted. "DOWN WITH TOBACCO AND SNUFF AND ALL THOSE DEVIL'S DEVISES TO RUIN THE HEALTH OF GOD'S CHILDREN!"
The little lady jumped up and stomped out of the church, and she could be heard saying: "Now he has gone too far and got into something that is none of His business. I just won't tolerate a nosey preacher."
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