"The silver saddle" joke
One day a farmer saw a young man ride up, the man asked if the could stay in the barn for the night.After a while the farmer said "yes but not to mess with his daughters or wife", the man said " sir if i mess with your daughter i will give you that silver saddle on my horse.The farmer looked and agreed. That night the man when out and got both daughters and his wife. the next day he got a early start the daughters got up and yelled " you basterd get back here with our silver saddle", then the mother came out and yelled "you son of a bitch get back here with my silver saddle" and the he farmer came out and yelled "you son of a bitch get back here with my silver saddle and the youngest girl looked and said "pa did he get you too"
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