"The stick, the rock, and the plane." joke
Theres these three guys in a plane. One holding a stick, one holding a rock, and another holding a bomb. Suddenly the plane started falling and the stick, the rock, and the bomb fell out the open door. When the plane reached the ground, the three guys started walking down the street to find a hospital. On the way, they see a little boy crying. They asked what was wrong, and the boy replied 'i was looking at the clouds, and a stick came down and poked me in the eye. They walked down further and saw a girl crying. When they asked what happened she said " I was walking down the path, and a rock came down and hit my head. They walked even further and saw an old man laughing. They him why he was laughing and the man replied. When i farted, the house behind me exploded!
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