"There Are Two" joke

Once there was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea of scaring the kids.
The next day when the kids showed up they saw this sign which said, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with poison!" And so the kids run off.
The farmer comes next day and looks over his field, he notices that no watermelons are missing but he sees something scribbled on the sign he had put up.
It read: "Now there are two!"

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