"There Goes Dinner" joke

A newly married man arrived home from work to find his young wife in tears.
"Darling, what's wrong?" asked the worried husband.
"Sweetheart," the wife sobbed, "something horrible has happened. I just cooked my very first Beef Bourguignon for you."
"I don't understand, darling," the husband said. "Why would that have you so upset?"
"I had taken it out of the oven to season it and the phone rang," explained his sobbing wife. "When I came back from answering the phone, I found that the dog had eaten it!"
"Don't cry, honey," the husband said in a comforting tone, "I promise you that first thing tomorrow morning, I'll buy you a new dog."

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