"There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Jus..." joke

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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