"There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Jus..." joke

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!