"They Brag About Their Abilities" joke

The Italian says," When I've finnished a makina da love withah my wife, I go downa and gently tickle the back of her knees, I tella you, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy." The Frenchman replies, "Zat iz nothing, when i'ava finished makein ze love wiz ze wife, Ah kiss all zee way down'er body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah toungh, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy." The Redneck fires off at both, "That ain't nothin'. When I finish porkin' the old lady, I git out of bed and wipe my weener on the curtains. She freakin' hits the ceilin'."

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