"Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery" joke

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Damn, there go the lights again...

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

...could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

I hope his family won't miss him

Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!