"Things You Never Want To Hear During Surgery" joke

* Wow, that's really cool! Now you can make his leg twitch!?!
* We'd better save that. We're going to need it for the autopsy.
* Hold on a minute, if this is his spleen, then what the heck is that?
* Darn, there go the lights again.
* Someone call the janitor, please. Looks like we're going to need a mop.
* Stand back everyone. I've lost my contact lens!
* Well, folks, this is going to be an experiment for all of us.
* Can anyone see where I left that scalpel?
* Sure wish I had remembered my glasses.
* Would you please stop that thing from beating! It's throwing my concentration way off!
* Nurse, has this patient signed the organ donor card?
* Stop worrying. I think it's sharp enough.
* Darn! Page 57 is missing from the manual!
* Everyone take cover! She's going to blow!
* Fire! Fire! Everyone get out!