"Things to Ponder" joke

1. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

2. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

3. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

4. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

5. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

6. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

7. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

8. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

9. If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

10. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

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