"Think About This" joke

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?

Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?

If you had 20 odds and ends on a table and all but one fell off, what's left, an odd or an end?

What is the speed of dark?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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