"Three Guys in Heaven" joke
Three guys died and arrived at the Pearly Gates where St. Peter met them and said, "I realize all three of you have been forgiven because you are here, but before I allow you into Heaven I must ask you a question. The answer you give will determine what kind of car you get. Cars are needed in Heaven because it is so big."
St. Peter approached the first man and asked, "How long were you married?" "Twenty-five years," he replied.
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" asked St. Peter. "Yes, 6 times, but you did say I was forgiven," he replied.
"Yes, but that's still not very good. Here, you get a Pinto to drive," replied St. Peter.
He then approached the second man and asked the same questions. "I was married for 38 years and I did cheat on her once, but that was during our first few months of marriage. We worked things out and it never happened again," the second man said.
"I am very pleased to hear that," replied St. Peter. "Here, you may have a Lincoln."
Knowing what St. Peter was going to ask, the third guy walked up to him and said, "I was married for 60 years and never did I even look at another woman. I always treated my wife like a queen!"
"That is the kind of thing I like to hear," said St. Peter. "Here is your Jaguar!"
A few days later the guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto were driving around and noticed the man with the Jaguar sitting on the curb crying. They stopped and asked him what was wrong.
"I just saw my wife," he told them.
"That's wonderful, but why are you crying?" they asked.
"She was on a skateboard!" he replied.
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