"Three Little Pigs" joke

The kindergarten teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part where the first little pig was trying to gather materials to build his home. "... the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me, sir, but may I have some of your straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused for a moment and then asked the class, "What do you think the man said?"
Little Tommy jumped up and down excitedly and said, "I know, I know. Holy fuck, it's a talking pig!"

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