"Three Times A Week" joke

An elderly woman went to the doctor for a check up. After examining her and checking her cardiovascular activity, the doctor recommended that she engage in sexual activity three times a week. Embarrased, the woman asked the doctor to tell her husband.
The doctor went out into the waiting room and told the husband that his wife needed sex three times a week.
The elderly husband replied, "OK, Doc. Which days?
"Monday, Wednesday and Friday would be ideal," replied the doctor.
"Well, I can bring her on Monday and Wednesday," the husband said, "but on Fridays, she'll have to take a taxi."

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