"Three blonde detectives" joke
A policeman was interrogating three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him? ” The first blonde answered, “That’s easy. We’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye! ” The policeman said, “Well, uh, that’s because the picture shows his profile. ” Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashed the picture for five seconds at the second blonde and said, “This is your suspect. How would you recognize him? ” The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair, and said, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear! ” The policeman angrily responded, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with? ” Extremely frustrated at this point, he showed the picture to the third blonde and, in a very testy voice, asked, “This is your suspect. How would you recognize him? ” He quickly added, “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer. ” The blonde looked at the picture intently for a moment and said, “The suspect wears contact lenses. ” The policeman was surprised and speechless because he really didn’t know himself if the suspect wore contacts or not. “Well, that’s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and get back to you on that. ” He left the room and went to his office, checked the suspect’s file on his computer, and returned with a beaming smile. “Wow! I can’t believe it. It’s true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? ” “That’s easy, ” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear. ”
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