"Three mustaches in a bar" joke
Three mustaches walk into a bar.
The first mustache says, “I’m lonely, could I have a drink made of something other than mustache?” The bartender gives him a drink made entirely of the hair from a sideburn. The first mustache says, “Wow, that’s delicious.”
The second mustache says, “I’m tired, can I have a drink made of something other than face-hair?” The bartender gives him a drink made entirely of the hair off the top of his head. The second mustache says, “Thanks, this is terrific head hair.”
The third mustache says to the bartender, “I’m bored, can I have a drink made of something other than boredom?” The bartender gives him a drink made of mustache. The third mustache says, “What’s this? I’m not a cannibal!” And the bartender says, “Well you look like a mustache to me.”
"You know, except for the moustache, you look a lot like my mother."
"But I don't have a mustache."
"Yes, I know....but my mother does."
A man on a bus spends much of the journey staring at the guy sitting opposite. Before long the other guy starts staring back and demands to know why he is the focus of so much attention.
“I’m very sorry,” begins the first man, “but if it weren’t for the more...