"Three old men…" joke

Three old men were sitting around talking. The 80 year old said “The best thing that could happen to me would just be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again. The 85 year old said “the best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movment. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on but it’s still a problem. The 90 year old said “Thats not my problem. every morning at 6: 00am sharp I have a good long pee. At 6: 30am sharp I have a great bowel movement the best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7: 00am

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