"Three vampires go to a bar" joke

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood. ”
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood. ”
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some plasma. ”
The waitress looks up and says, “Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light? ”

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