"Thumping sound from parents room" joke

Little Billy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says "Oh..well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." Then little Billy says, "Mommy, that won't work!"
Little Billy's mom says. "Why?" And little Billy replies, "Because, each day after you leave for work the lady next door comes by and blows him back up!"

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