Thumping Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

16> Under threat of an embargo, Yeltsin quickly apologizes for the USSR's early space program.
15> National Endowment for the Arts replaced by a roomful of President's relatives with typewriters.
14> Microsoft? Sell! IBM? Sell! Chiquita? Buy, baby, buy!
13> "Organ grinding" no longer refers to Presidential proclivities.
12> First President in diapers since the Reagan years.
11> Shiny red ass could be blamed on heredity instead of a wild night at the Little Rock Holiday Inn with a hooker named Wanda.
10> Pauly Shore receives the Presidential Achievement Medal in the Arts.
9> N. R. A. banquet ends badly with Charlton Heston shouting, "Get your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"
8> Four opposable thumbs allow for Chinese bribe-taking at twice the speed of current administration.
7> New Director of the FBI: Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp.
6> State of the Union address reduced to three minutes of dung-tossing and more...

Little Billy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in, you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says "Oh..well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." Then little Billy says, "Mommy, that won't work!"
Little Billy's mom says. "Why?" And little Billy replies, "Because, each day after you leave for work the lady next door comes by and blows him back up!"