"Tickle-Me Elmo" joke
A very modest woman applied for a job at a factory where they manufacture Tickle-Me Elmo dolls. Since it was Friday and almost quitting time, the boss quickly told her to report for work on Monday. He explained that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls are packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker was having difficulty keeping up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls lined up waiting for her. Closer examination revealed that she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
Unable to control his laughter, the boss said, "Lady, I said give each doll Two..Test..Tickles."
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