"Tickle your twat with a feather" joke

>>>In Australia, this man walks into a bar one night and a visiting
>>>drunken indian says to him:
>>>"HE MANN, IZ INT DERE ANNEE WEMEN IN DIS
>>>FUCK"N CUNTRY?"
>>>
>>>The Austrailian guy says:
>>>"SURE MATE. WATCH THIS......"
>>>
>>> He walks up to a girl and says:
>>>"TICKLE YOUR TWAT WITH A FEATHER?"
>>>
>>>The girl said immediately:
>>>"WHAT????????"
>>>
>>>He then quickly replied:
>>>"I SAID, TYPICAL TROPICAL WEATHER."
>>>
>>>He walked up to another girl and said very politely:
>>>"TICKLE YOUR TWAT WITH A FEATHER?"
>>>
>>>Girl: "SURE." And the two walked out of the bar. The next evening,
>>>the indian went back to the bar to see if he could learn some lines
>>>to pick up women. He found the austrailian guy and asked for advice.
>>>
>>>He replied by saying:
>>>"YOU GO UP TO A GIRL AND ASK HER SOMETHING
>>>PERVERTED LIKE CAN YOU TICKLE HER TWAT WITH A FEATHER. IF SHE SAYS
>>>YES THEN YOU GO HOME WITH HER. IF THE GIRL ASKS WHAT?, THEN SIMPLY
>>>REPEAT BY TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER LIKE TYPICAL TROPICAL WEATHER."
>>>The indian thanked the man and decided to try out his new found
>>>ability. He goes up to some chick and says:
>>>"SCRATCH YERE CUNT WITH A STICK?"
>>>
>>> Girl: "WHAT!!!!!!!!!"
>>>Indian: "IT'S FUCKIN RAININ OUTSIDE."