"Time To Wake Up" joke

A man and his wife were having marital problems and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Several days later, the man realized he had an early morning flight to catch and would need his wife to wake him at 5:30AM.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote a note which read, 'Please wake me at 5:30AM'.
When he woke up the following morning, he discovered it was 8:00AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
It read, 'It's 5:30AM. Wake up!'

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