"Tom and Nicole Never Wed?" joke
According to BBC News, Nicole Kidman didn't need an annulment from Tom Cruise in order to marry Keith Urban in a Catholic Church-since Kidman and Cruise were wed in a Scientology ceremony, they were not officially married by Catholic Church standards.
Other couples not married by Catholic Church standards include:
Joseph and Hadassah Lieberman,
Osama Bin Laden and his wives Fatima, Barakah, and Ghuynda,
Sir Elton John and David Furnish,
Genghis and Mrs. Khan,
and panda bears Ling-Ling and Hsing-Hsing.
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