"Tombstone" joke

When her recently diseased husband’s will was read, a widow learned he had left the greater part of his fortune to another woman.
Furious, she raised to change the inscription on her spouse’s tombstone.
“Sorry, lady, ” said the stonecutter. “I inscribed “Rest in peace” on your orders. I can’t change it now. ”
“Very well, ” she said grimly. “Just add ‘Until We Meet Again. ’”

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