"Tonsilitis, Appendicitis And Pheumonia" joke
Buzz: "First I got tonsilitis, followed by appendicitis and pheumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations."
Butch: "Boy you had a time!"
Buzz: "I'll say! I thought I'd never pull through that spelling test."
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde yelled at the doctor, "I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did that appendectomy go?"
"Appendectomy?" shrieks the other. "I though it was an autopsy!"
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