"Top-10 signs your dog is possessed by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln" joke

Only chases cars with Illinois license plates
Wags his tail excitedly when there's a Lincoln Day sale at The Wiz
His face is covered with fur, except right under his nose
Two dogs in sunglasses and ear pieces follow him around
He's the only dog in neighborhood wearing stovepipe muzzle
Damned if he didn't build himself a log cabin doghouse
Your dog loves chicken (a little-known fact - Abraham Lincoln loved chicken)
You ask Miss Cleo whether your dog is possessed by Lincoln, she says, "Uh... yes"
Always honest about taking a leak on the rug
He hates the theater
Late Show with Letterman; 10/05/01
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