"Top 10 Reasons You Know You Have Had Wild Sex" joke

1. Your Mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies.

3. An Earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter scale is recorded in your area.

4. The cat is exhausted from watching you.

5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs.

6. You have both gone down one clothing size.

7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. Threre is nothing to adjust.

8. You have to breath into a brown paper bag.

9. Boy, are you hungry.

10. Youre absoulutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.