"Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't" joke

: Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:

10. I need to whip it out by 5
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. HMMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair......I do all the work while he just sits there.