"Top 10 Excuses for Falling Asleep at Your Desk" joke
10) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6) "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?" 4) "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3) "The coffee machine is broken..." 2) "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..." 1) "... in Jesus' name, Amen."
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