Yoga Jokes

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."

If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses! It's okay... I'm still billing the client." They told me at the blood bank this might happen." This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management course you sent me to. I was working smarter, not harder." Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper""I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistanceI'm in the management training programActually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?" Damn! Why did more...

Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect! ! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.

10) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9) "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7) "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6) "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5) "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stess. Do you discriminate toward people who practice Yoga?" 4) "Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3) "The coffee machine is broken..." 2) "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..." 1) "... in Jesus' name, Amen."

Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!
I wasn't sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!