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Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"... They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again! I wasn’t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work! I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga? Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem! I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!
Here is a list of best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your cubicle at work.
1. It's okay... I'm still billing the client.
2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
3. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last management course you sent me to.
4. I was working smarter, not harder.
5. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
6. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
7. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
8. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance
9. I'm in the management training program
10. Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
11. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
12. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. more...
10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might
happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved
about in the time management course you sent to me. "
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn `t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new business strategy."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to
relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
how to handle that big accounting problem."
3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these
keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"
2. "Who put decaf in the wrong more...
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, Yes! ! An amazing effect! ! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect! ! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
1 Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
2 This is just a 15 minute power nap like they faved about in that time management course you sent me to
3 I was working smarter --- not harder
4 Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper
5 Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm
6 This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people
7 I was testing the keybord for droo;-resistance
8 It worked for Reagan, didn't it?
9 Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just wont wear off
10 I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) I learnt at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend
11 This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dremt abuot work
12 I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice more...