"Top 10 Reasons For Being" joke

Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian
It beats being an American.
You don't have to leave home to taste authentic French cuisine.
You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
Can travel anywhere with a Canadian passport.
Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise.
Liberal is not a dirty word.
The CBC
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground.
If you are BORING!!