"Top 10 Reasons For Being" joke

Top 10 Reasons For Being Italian
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
Unembarrassed to wear fur.
No need to worry about tax returns
Glorious military history... well, till about 400 A.D.
Can wear sunglasses inside
Political stability
Flexible working hours
Live near the Pope
Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
Sweating tenors