"Top 10 Santa's pickup lines" joke

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? Wanna see my 12-inch elf? I`ve got something special in the sack for you! Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? I know when you`ve been bad or good - so let`s skip the small talk, sister! Some of my best toys run on batteries. .. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it. I see you when you`re sleeping - and you don`t wear any underwear, do you? Screw the "nice" list - I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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