I`ve Jokes

Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? Wanna see my 12-inch elf? I`ve got something special in the sack for you! Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip? I know when you`ve been bad or good - so let`s skip the small talk, sister! Some of my best toys run on batteries. .. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it. I see you when you`re sleeping - and you don`t wear any underwear, do you? Screw the "nice" list - I`ve got you on my "naughty" list! Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you`ve been giving me have really helped, but I`m afraid that you`re giving me too much. I`ve started growing hair in places that I`ve never grown hair before."