"Top 10 Signs You Are In A McDojo" joke

You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. The Senior Assistant Instructor is a 4 year old black belt. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. It's a Korean art. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees. Reading the contract for the school is considered a kata (and a long one at that). No one sweats. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher. When paying for your belt examinations, the instructor asks: "Do you want fries with that?"

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