"Top 10 reasons Bill Clinton is a closet republican" joke

Knew it was the ONLY way to get people who actually understand Foriegn Policy to help him
His top advisors (Hillary and George Stephanopoulis) thought it was a good idea
He can blame his huge tax increases on the other guys
He'll switch back (again) to his liberal agenda when he scams the election
Business as usual in the Clinton white house - say whatever people want to hear
He thought Dole was pineapples and he likes 'em
It ends with "can"
Thought that was the party of immorality so he better join
Someone told him he would get free meals at McDonnalds
And the Number Reason Bill Clinton is a Closet Republican
It's the ONLY way he can win