"Top 10 reasons why baseball is better than sex" joke

TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. It is legal to play professionally
9. You can count on it at least 4 times a week
8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance
7. When you are tired, you always get relieved
6. If you strike out once, you still have at least 2 more times to get a hit
5. Up to 4 people can score at once
4. Pop ups are frequent
3. 30,000 people cheer when you score
2. After 7 innings, you get to stretch
1. You can get a homerun without any foreplay