"Top 10 things to do while waiting for Windows 95" joke

Top 10 unpublicized features of Chicago (Windows 4. 0)
Files can still vote for Mayor Daley even after they've been deleted Marketing tie-in: new "Kibbles & 32-bits" dog food New, more-realistic Microsoft Flight Simulator loses your luggage System events accompanied by audio clip of Super Fans saying "da Bearssssss..." (DELETED PENDING OUTCOME OF STACKER LAWSUIT) Automatically taps into bank computers and gives Bill Gates the *rest* of your money For an additional $2. 95 per minute, tech support operators will talk dirty Authentic-looking spilled coffee on "desktop" In order to start Lotus 1-2-3, user must be sitting in lotus position
And the number one unpublicized feature of Chicago...
Strip solitaire

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