"Top Explanations By Programmers" joke

Strange...

I've never heard about that.

It did work yesterday.

How is this possible?

The machine seems to have a malfunction.

Has the operating system been updated?

The user has made an error again.

There is something wrong in your data.

I have not touched that module!

You must have the wrong executable.

Oh, it's just a feature.

Of course, I just have to do these small fixes.

It will be done in no time at all.

It's just some unlucky coincidense.

I can't test everything!

THIS can't do THAT.

Didn't I fix it already?

It's already there, but it has not been tested.

Somebody must have changed my code.

There must be a virus in the application software.

This time it will surely run.

I just found the last bug.

Bug? That's not a bug, that's a feature.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.