"Top Ten Dumb Guy Ways To Conserve Energy" joke

Quit drinkin' gas
Keep your television on a low setting, no higher than channel 5
Recycle Top Ten List entries
Recycle Top Ten List entries
Host late-night talk show that causes millions of Americans to turn off their television sets
Crap, that's a hard question... is wrestling on?
Instead of motor oil, lubricate your car's engine with Oil of Olay
Turn off the lights at Shea Stadium - would it really matter?
Say goodbye to your electric razor - get yourself some Epil-Stop & Spray
Become President - ignore the problem completely
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