"Top Ten Reasons To Be A Statistician" joke

Estimating parameters is easier than dealing with real life.

Statisticians are significant.

I always wanted to learn the entire Greek alphabet.

The probability a statistician major will get a job is >. 9999.

If I flunk out I can always transfer to Engineering.

We do it with confidence, frequency, and variability.

You never have to be right - only close.

We're normal and everyone else is skewed.

The regression line looks better than the unemployment line.

No one knows what we do so we are always right.