"Top Ten Signs Sesame Street Has Gone Interactive" joke

10. The Count now says "point 0" at the end of each number.
9. All bug Muppets are now renamed "Features".
8. Oscar the Grouch now resides in the Recycle Bin. "Do you really want to delete Oscar?"
7. Mr. Snuffleuphagus sings the Microsoft sound whenever he wakes up.
6. Sesame Street has been renamed TheStreet.com, inspiring a lawsuit against Microsoft in which high-tech attorneys learn how to share.
5. Cookie Monster has been renamed Cookie Friend. He sells his book, "How to Track Who's Using Your Site For Fun and Profit" with continuously running onscreen banner ads.
4. Internet Explorer, Netscape, Opera: one of these things is not like the other...
3. Bilingual Maria replaced by DJ Jazzy Drive who speaks COBOL, BASIC, Fortran, Pascal, Oracle, C++ and something called, Adobe Acrobat.
2. Bill Gates admits that he's been doing the voice for Kermit the Frog since 1989.
1. "Brought to you today by the number of users accessing the show for free, divided by the number of employees creating the back-end viewer software and selling it through online portals at greatly reduced rates in exchange for brand recognition."

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