"Top US Vacation Spots by Occupation" joke

Artists. .................... Painted Desert, Arizona
Athletes. ................... Olympia Heights, Florida
Candy Makers. ............... Carmel, Indiana
College Professors. ......... University City, Missouri
Ecologists. ................. Green Bay Wisconsin
Firefighters. ............... Smokey Mountains
Fortune tellers. ............ Palm Springs, California
Geologists................... Stone Mountain, Georgia
Gossip Columnists. .......... Grapevine, Texas
Helicopter Pilots. .......... Hoover, Alabama
Home Builders. .............. New Castle, Pennsylvania
Jewelers. ................... Pearl City, Hawaii
Landscapers. ................ Garden City, Michigan
Lawyers. .................... Accident, Maryland
Loan Officers................ Fairbanks, Alaska
Lumber Jacks................. Thousand Oaks, California
Manicurists. ................ Finger Lakes, New York
Optometrists. ............... Plainview, New York
Pastors. .................... Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Pianists. ................... Florida Keys
Podiatrists. ................ Arches National Park, Utah
Politicians. ................ Dodge City, Kansas
Prostitutes. ................ Pleasure Ridge, Kentucky
Real Estate Salesmen. ....... Loveland, Colorado
Refrigerator Repairmen. ..... Chilum, Maryland
Retired Army Officers. ...... East Point, Georgia
Sailors. .................... Marina, California
Sheriffs. ................... Marshalltown, Iowa
Tree Trimmers. .............. Long Branch, New Jersey
TV Evangelists. ............. Paradise, California