"Top ten George W. Bush observations about europe" joke

Europeans speak worse English than I do
That Eiffel Tower would make one mother of an oil well
Austria looks nothing like it looked on "Survivor"
The time difference screws up your nap schedule
British beef not only tasty, it gave me a buzz I haven't felt since college
The Polish people tell some great "Bush is dumb" jokes
In France, you don't have to say, "French fries," you can just say "fries"
Due to the metric system, my ten-gallon hat is a whopping 37.84 liters
The Irish drive on the left side of the road, like I used to
One of these countries is where my dad urped on the king
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