"Top ten differences between marijuana and tobacco" joke

There's never been a macho "Acapulco Man" advertising campaign.
You don't see groups of stoners huddled around office building doorways in the rain.
No toothpastes are available to "get rid of embarassing THC stains on your teeth."
The "Spliffs Annual Tennis Classic" didn't happen this year.
There are no Senators who identify themselves as being from "marijuana states."
No drug kingpin (or other CEO) has lied before Congress about the addictiveness of marijuana.
Uh... wow, what was the question again?
Clinton has definitely inhaled tobacco.
You'll never, ever find the end of a marijuana cigarette on a sidewalk or in a public toilet.
... and the Number One difference between marijuana and tobacco:
Five years imprisonment and a $50,000 dollar fine!